i’ll teach u how to roller skate but wont teach u how to stop
cause nothing's more fun than the feeling when u drop
bust yr knees, bruise yr ass, no fear, gonna crash
u better keep up cuz i go real fast

do u like summer, do u like the smell of grass?
do u smoke weed, do u like to go fast?
u ever have a lollipop and eat it to the stick?
--- ever see something as big as this dicc?
ur talking like a freak so i think we’re gonna click
hey baby, wanna see me land a sick trick?
maybe after hours we can sneak into the rink
skate n fuck around and have a couple drinks?
i dont fuck w skater boys anymore
got sick of their mattresses being on the fuckin floor
boy a lil kick flip doesn’t impress me and
yr sweaty ass hands ain’t gonna undress me
now i only fuck with bitches who roller skate
who can apply lip gloss skatin those figure 8s
deck game sucks and dick game weaker
that’s straight from me, but yr girl don’t disagree eitherrrr

i’ll teach u how to roller skate but wont teach u how to stop
cause nothing's more fun than the feeling when u drop
bust yr knee, bruise yr ass, no fear, gonna crash
u better keep up cuz i move on fast

got my nut off with a retro disco skater
had a spandex ass and hair full of glitter
was pretty n shit and tasted just like lemonade
wore her scrunchie around my wrist for like a couple of days
high as fuck on summer romance bullshit
almost sweated over her, but i decided to cool it
face like farrah fawcett but i knew i couldn’t date her
instead broke up n fucked the derby team a week laterrrr

i can’t resist em, tough bitches make me cry
when they spit in my face and punch me in the eye
big fucking thighs, ya ur a real killer
murdered by u? at least i’d die a winner
sounds fucked to u, but i’m doing me
same as i did reiley, liz, and amber lee
all in all i don't think i made a mistake
just another day in the life of a slut who skates


i’ll teach u how to roller skate but wont teach u how to stop
cause nothing's more fun than the motherfucking drop
nothings better than that motherfuckin drop
i’ll teach u how to roller skate but wont teach u how to stop
cause nothing’s better than that motherfucking drop
no nothing’s better than that motherfuckin fuckin drop
i’ll teach u how to roller skate but wont teach u how to stop
no nothings better than that motherfuckin drop